The Fantastical Automagical Definitive not Primitive Ubuntu Release Name Predictor!

Give me release(s)

Starting at
release date
or
release number
or
display a release.

The names should be stable for each query unless the data files for adjectives and animals change, which will probably happen, so they won't be.

Want to try it at home? Grab the script, list of animals and list of adjectives.
We're pretty right for adjectives thanks to the Moby Part of Speech List from Project Gutenberg, but we could use some more animals - 20942 adjectives vs 323 animals makes for a lot of reused animals.
Report bugs, incorrect words or new animals for the list to thaytan@mad.scientist.com

A special thankyou to Jamie Wilkinson and Jaime Hemmett for their encyclopaedic knowledge of PHP